Ring My Southern Bell is looking for staffers! Excited? You should be! I was so freaking excited, I just had to post this early. I know I said I’d wait until we had ten followers but I caved at nine. What a leap right? Wanna know what I’m looking for? Sweet. I’m looking for staffers who are going to be dedicated. Don’t apply just to see if you’ll get the position. I want staffers who are actually going to help out. Skills are always a plus. Skills include so much more then just graphic and coding crap. Those are awesome but being able to advertise, accept applications, and run the site are just as great. Anyway, if you are interested submit the following here.Name/Alias:
Give me your best redneck impression:
Pretend your Gretta Mills with new gossip, go:
Have you been an admin before? Link me please:
What are your skills? I’m snoopy include links/examples please:
Have any current ideas for the site (plots, Gretta Mills stuff, ideas in general):
Anything else?

“EVER ENTER THE SWEET WATER HUNTIN COMPETITION? SHAME. THAT”S ONE OF THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU COULD EVER GIT. SORRY ‘BOUT MY ACCENT. TRUE REDNECK WOMAN RIGHT HERE. I FORGET TO BE PROPER SOMETIMES. ANYWAY, IT’S POINTS FOR GATORS, ELK, RABBIT, SNAKES, AND THE LIKE. GET YOUR HUNTIN TAGS FOLKS. THE TROPHY IS UP FOR GRABS!” - GRETTA
RING MY SOUTHERN BELL IS A REAL LIFE ROLE-PLAY, WHERE CHARACTERS ARE 18+, BASED IN THE BOONDOCKS TOWN OF SWEET WATER, ALABAMA. SWEET WATER HAS A TOTAL POPULATION OF AROUND 150 PEOPLE BUT DON’T LET THAT FOOL YOU. WE’VE GOT HICKS, REDNECKS, COWBOYS, SOUTHERN BELLE’S, RANCHERS, AND THE GOOD OLD SWAMP PEOPLE. YEEEEAH BUDDDDY AND DON’T FORGET GRETTA MILLS. SHE OWNS SWEET WATERS LOCAL NEWSPAPER AND BOY IS SHE A HOOT! SHE’S IN EVERYBODY’S BUSINESS AND SHE DOESN’T HOLD BACK. AFTER ALL, WHAT’S MORE EXCITING IN A SMALL TOWN THEN GOSSIP, SCANDAL, BOOZE, DRUGS, SEX, AND AN OLD OLD FASHION BARN DANCE? SINGLE? DON’T THINK YOU’RE SAFE. GRETTA WILL MOST LIKELY AUCTION YOU OFF AT ONE OF HER BI-ANNUAL FUNDRAISERS. SO, PRACTICE UP ON YOUR Y’ALL’S, YES MA’AM’S, I DON’T GIVE A LICKS, AND I’M SORRY MAMMA’S. ROWDY UP YOUR COON DOGS AND REV UP THOSE CHEVY’S. THIS IS LIKE NOTHING YOU’VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. WELCOME TO THE STICKS.
They make you fill out 65492782 questions, many of them make you fill out some ridiculous survey that can’t possible measure anything, and they critique all aspects of your life. Society makes job interviews and even applying for jobs so outrageous. Employers judge you, criticize you, and expect you to have all of the answers. Some applications even require pictures now. Really? Why does it matter what I look like? Sales associate jobs, hosts/waitresses, etc. Why do those jobs require pictures? Do I have the qualifications or do I not? Do I match your standards or do I not? It’s not like I’m looking for a super professional full-time career. I just want a fun part-time summer job to bring in a little extra money. Things have changed so much since my last job. My mind is literally blown.
LOVE YOURSELF. LOVE YOUR BODY. LOVE YOU. YOU DON’T NEED ANYONE ELSE IN ORDER TO BE LOVED.
I said it. My tumblr is super boring and I am super boring on Tumblr. I want to apologize ahead of time. xD I suck. I don’t know how to use Tumblr. I forget about it. Forgive me. ;)
They come out the 26th of March and will get to come home the last week of May.
We’re so excited. Say hello to my first baby, it’s a boy. I can’t wait to post actual pictures of him.
For names we’re thinking Taz or Kodiak.. possibly Koda. Yes/No. Suggestions. We’re open to options.
Taz because every male (his dad, grandpa, great grandpa, etc) all have tattoos of Taz. Kodiak or Koda because his first Heeler was named Bear and he missed that dog so much.
(Source: fuckyeahawesomedogs)
The Blue Heeler might be Taz or Kodiak or Koda. The boy’s last Heeler was named Bear and he absolutely loved him. He was thinking something similar but then we thought of Taz…He has a tattoo of Taz (Tasmanian Devil cartoon) on his shoulder.. so does his dad, and his grandpa, and his great grandpa. Symbolic either way.
What do you think?
Both boys.
(Source: gennhaver)
The Hunger Games comes out on my 21st birthday. Guess I’ll be watching it with a drink in my hand. ;)




